What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...