Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...