Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...