Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...