The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...