Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...