Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...