Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...