Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...