yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...