What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...