Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...