You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...