Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.