Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...