Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...