How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Why make woman beautiful?
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Recount Demanded by New York Mets
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The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...