fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...