Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...