Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...