Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...