Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...