What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!