A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...