Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.