Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...