Where are we?
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Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...