Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...