A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.