Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!