The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...