Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Laughter Galore !!!
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...