Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...