One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...