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Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
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A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
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This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
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