10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...