Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!