How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
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A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
The Marriage Proposal.
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Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...