Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!