In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Hop-scotch!
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I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Knock Knock Christmas
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Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....