Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...