Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...