Emacs acronyms
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The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...