Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....