The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
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A mouseketeer!
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Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...