Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...