Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...