Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...