Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...