What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...