Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...