Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...